Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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