Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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