Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Duck Duck Cougar?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
