Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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