your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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