Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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