So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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