Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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