As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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