i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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