I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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