UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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