I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
