Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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