I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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