can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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