just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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