Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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