You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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