At least make sure they are 18
Why
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
