I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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