some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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