What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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