the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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