Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Randomize
