using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You almost got us killed.
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