I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
