I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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