Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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