did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize