I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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