forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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