you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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