it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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