4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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