I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Send help, water and tortillas.
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