On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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