So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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