Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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