No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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