Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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