i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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