This girl is more easily done than said...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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