I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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