he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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