i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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