let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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