Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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