So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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