Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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