I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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