North Korea, Best Korea!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I am one with the molecules
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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